Crazy Quotes From The Pros!

Anyone can show race photos, but only we, through a special (and very expensive) arrangement with an Italian insider in the pro ranks (we're not telling), bring you the crazy things the pros actually say. Click the pictures below, read the Italian and then try to pick out the correct translation. Good luck!
C) Alessandro, you have to sign my friend's hat... there's no way he can wear something that pink — oh wait, never mind. D) Alessandro, remember when you won 15 Grand Tour stages in one year and then...">
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